The lion shall lie down with the calf, but the calf won’t get much sleep. […]
Eighty percent of success is showing up. Woody Allen
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through […]
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too […]
The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic. Woody Allen
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted […]
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. […]
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what […]
I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens. […]
The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty. Woody Allen
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. Woody Allen
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. Woody Allen