‘Sympathy for the Devil’ is just another way of saying ‘Compassionate Conservative.’ Stephen Colbert
Contrary to what people may say, there’s no upper limit to stupidity. Stephen Colbert
Thankfully, dreams can change. If we’d all stuck with our first dream, the world would […]
It’s a gift to exist, and with existence comes suffering. There’s no escaping that. Stephen […]
It’s Fourth of July weekend, or, as I call it, Exploding Christmas. Stephen Colbert
America used to live by the motto “Father Knows Best.” Now we’re lucky if “Father […]
In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto […]
If I had a dime for every time that I was wrong, I’d be broke. […]
No fair! Denny’s says anyone under 10 eats free– but they don’t say if thats […]
We stare at our phones, downloading every terabyte of info in the world. The only […]
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they […]