I’m not afraid of dying I just don’t want to be there when it happens. […]
I have a body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. […]
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. Spike Milligan
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy. Spike […]
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board […]
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people […]
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan