Browse Sam Kinison quotes and sayings.
Folks, I’ve been straight for seventeen days… Not all in a row. Sam Kinison
I’m attracted to heartbreakers. Sam Kinison
Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and […]
It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you’ve played […]
They’re the most fucked people on Earth. You know that. They might as well change […]
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who’s the target. […]
I’m so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women’s feelings. Sam Kinison
Everything can be satirized. Sam Kinison
I’m not going to give up the shock part of my comedy. Sam Kinison
Society needs a couple of vents that say what you’re not supposed to say. Sam […]
You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going […]
I’d rather entertain people than offend them. Sam Kinison
I have lived a carnal life. Sam Kinison
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called […]
There’s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else […]
My view of life is if you’re going to miss heaven, why miss it by […]
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do […]
What happened? Satan was busy? Sam Kinison
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. Sam Kinison