Browse Roseanne Barr quotes and sayings.
Excuse the mess but we live here. Roseanne Barr
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people… that’s why I don’t […]
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband […]
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take […]
The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest. Roseanne Barr
I call myself a Domestic Goddess. Roseanne Barr
Beauty comes in all sizes, not just size 5. Roseanne Barr
Comedy is the only hope for humanity. Roseanne Barr
Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing, and housing for […]
My husband and I didn’t sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. […]
I know how to do anything—I’m a mom. Roseanne Barr
I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of […]
Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you […]
Vote for Me I’ll Fix This Shit” Roseanne 2012 Roseanne Barr
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? […]
I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and […]
I’m funnier now because I’m braver and less full of hate, so everything is even […]
Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I’m God and I’d like to start […]
I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. Roseanne Barr
I’m so much more famous than I am financially successful. Roseanne Barr