Browse Jay Leno quotes and sayings.
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. Jay Leno
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good? Maybe […]
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington D.C. […]
Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins […]
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. Jay Leno
How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let […]
Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. Jay Leno
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. Jay […]
Today is Valentine’s Day -or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! Jay Leno
40 million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, […]
Race car driving is a lot like sex; all men think they’re good at it. […]
With high definition tv everything looks bigger and wider. Kind of like going to your […]
9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex […]
Politics is just show business for ugly people. Jay Leno
Starbuck’s is going to start selling instant coffee. This is for people who want the […]
Marriage is grand, Divorce is about 20 grand. Jay Leno
You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs. Jay Leno
It is said that life begins when the fetus can exist apart from its mother. […]
Remember when we used to worry about some weirdo having a razor blade inside an […]
The reason there are two senators for each state is so one can be the […]
A Christmas tree – the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead. […]