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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And […]
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let’em go…because man, […]
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of […]
After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back and […]
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the […]
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a […]