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No matter how often I tell people I’m thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe […]
It’s not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. Jack Benny
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the […]
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck […]
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a […]
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have […]