Browse George Burns quotes and sayings.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper […]
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember […]
I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I’m older than most western countries. […]
I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I […]
As long as you’re working, you stay young. George Burns
When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it […]
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good […]
How can I die? I’m booked. George Burns
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you […]
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns
Young. Old. Just words. George Burns
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old. George Burns
I can remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty. George Burns
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. George […]
At my age flowers scare me. George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city. George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman-or a […]
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what […]
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than […]