They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad […]
Beauty isn’t worth thinking about; what’s important is your mind. Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. Garrison […]
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love […]
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all […]
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- […]
When in doubt, look intelligent. Garrison Keillor
Anyone who thinks sitting in a church can make you a Christian must also think […]