In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do […]
Together we will be unstoppable. Eoin Colfer
If I win, I’m a prodigy. If I lose, then I’m crazy. That’s the way […]
The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of […]
When you’ve come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn’t hold […]
Oh, I’m crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, […]
Confidence is ignorance. If you’re feeling cocky, it’s because there’s something you don’t know. Eoin […]
I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared. Eoin […]
It’s like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget. Eoin Colfer