I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. Dorothy […]
Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship. Dorothy Parker
A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant—and […]
Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye. Dorothy Parker
If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets […]
Peace is not the absence of conflict but the presence of creative alternatives for responding […]
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. Dorothy Parker
If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I […]
Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an […]
Women and elephants never forget. Dorothy Parker
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people […]
I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at […]
Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common. Dorothy Parker