I just looked at the pattern of my life, decided I didn’t like it, and […]
Sometimes the sins you haven’t committed are all you have left to hold onto. David […]
I haven’t got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a […]
If you’re looking sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary. David […]
If you aren’t cute, you may as well be clever. David Sedaris
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to […]