I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of Jack Daniels. Darynda Jones
I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica. Darynda Jones
If I couldn’t be a good example, I’d just have to be a horrible warning. […]
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. Darynda Jones
Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but […]
My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: Well, that didn’t go as […]