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I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses. Conan O’Brien
There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized. […]
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first […]
To my fellow hikers: that noise I made when the butterfly came toward my face […]
One thing I’m going to miss about the pandemic is that it finally felt normal […]
Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen. Conan O’Brien
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream. Conan O’Brien
The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction […]
The drug lord is on the run. His name is El Chapo. Donald Trump is […]
Donald Trump insisted he’s always had a great relationship with women. he said “I believe […]
Tomorrow is Election Day. That’s the day we Americans wake up, consider our options, and […]
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit […]
If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people […]
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. […]
When all else fails there’s always delusion. Conan O’Brien
There’s no cure for getting depressed. There’s no cure for self-loathing or periods of it. […]
McDonalds released a new video showing how it make their Chicken McNuggets. Apparently it turns […]
Fall down. Make a mess. Break something occasionally. Know that your mistakes are your own […]