Browse Chuck Norris quotes, sayings and one-liners.
I think Christians and Muslims should hug each other. Chuck Norris
It’s the bullies who are afraid, are the ones that do all the fighting. It’s […]
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
I haven’t always been warmly welcomed for holding my conservative positions in Hollywood. Then again, […]
If I had said, “I don’t stand a chance,” one thing is clear: I wouldn’t […]
When the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for me Chuck Norris
We’re all human beings. And we all have our prejudices and so forth, but the […]
I have a lot of guns on my ranch. I don’t use them for hunting. […]
I don’t initiate violence, I retaliate. Chuck Norris
As the adage goes, ‘fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on […]
A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they […]
A lot of people give up just before they’re about to make it. You know […]
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist. Chuck Norris
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to […]
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck […]
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris