Browse Chelsea Handler quotes and sayings.
Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people […]
The love that comes from friendship is the underlying facet of a happy life. Chelsea […]
You can’t fast-forward heartbreak, and you can’t rewind love – and that’s just one big […]
Students are being suspended for taking pictures of schools that aren’t following coronavirus safety protocols. […]
Don’t think about anything for too long. Even if it’s off-the-wall, go for it. You’ll […]
I don’t like the word ‘alcoholic’. I like to think of myself as an advanced […]
There are two kinds of people I don’t trust; People who don’t drink and people […]
I love a stupid joke, something that doesn’t make any sense. Chelsea Handler
I think we call all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet […]
I hate that people assume guys are the only ones to want sex. Girls want […]
You should always speak your mind, and be bold, and be obnoxious, and do whatever […]
Don’t take ‘no’ for an answer. Keep knocking down walls until someone says ‘yes.’ Chelsea […]
I wake up every morning stressed out and sometimes I have to tell myself, ‘SHUT […]
Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself. Chelsea Handler
Everybody is a bunch of different things. You can be a bitch and be wonderful. […]