Browse Bob Newhart quotes and sayings.
I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have […]
I’m most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If […]
It was a decision to work clean. I just prefer to work that way. I […]
Humor is so important to the American scene throughout history. Bob Newhart
Funny is funny is funny. Bob Newhart
A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian. Bob Newhart
All I can say about life is, oh God, enjoy it! Bob Newhart
I love portraying the totally indifferent person. Bob Newhart
I think there are still words you can’t use in family entertainment that you can […]
The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place. […]
I’m very open to the up-and-comers. Bob Newhart
This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl. Bob Newhart
People are meant to be certain places, and I think I’m meant to be on […]
I think there’s a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike. Bob […]
Humor’s a weapon if you want to make it one. Bob Newhart
There’s a lot of cynicism. Let’s really enjoy Christmas, with all that’s going on in […]
Don’t be silly and don’t waste your time. Bob Newhart