A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that […]
I hate the word homophobia. It’s not a phobia. You’re not scared. You’re an asshole. […]
The rose is fairest when ‘t is budding new, and hope is brightest when it […]
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. Sam Kinison
Big Brother is watching you. George Orwell
How strangely do we diminish a thing as soon as we try to express it […]
Don’t wait. The time will never be just right. Mark Twain
You have to learn to get up from the table when love is no longer […]
Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to […]
Never be ashamed! There’s some who will hold it against you, but they are not […]
Democracy don’t rule the world, You’d better get that in your head; This world is […]
We are asleep until we fall in love. Leo Tolstoy
Girls are like buses, miss one, next fifteen, one comin. Gucci Mane
Be as smart as you can, but remember that is always better to be wise […]
The ocean stirs the heart, inspires the imagination and brings eternal joy to the soul. […]
Enjoy your youth. You’ll never be younger than you are at this very moment. Chad […]
I think there’s two things in human beings…that they want to be alone, but they […]
Press on! A better fate awaits thee. Victor Hugo
Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about. […]
A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: Long enough to cover the subject […]
You know you’re getting old when candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die, they will donate my body to […]
It’s OK to be proud of hard earned success. There is no shame in being […]
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in […]
Treasure the souls who call your twisted dreams, beautiful. Jonny Ox
Rule your mind or it will rule you. Buddha
They’re the most fucked people on Earth. You know that. They might as well change […]
Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear. George Addair
I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who […]
I live in crazy time. Anne Frank
To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, […]
We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we […]
Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club? Turtle! Turtle! Dana Carvey
Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell […]
Woke up feeling really good about myself, until I remembered I have a tramp stamp. […]
Grief is really just love. It’s all the love you want to give, but cannot. […]
Time flows away like the water in a river. Confucius
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it. Charles […]
I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at […]