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Fuck teaching yourself how to do everything—use your time, energy and creativity to do the […]
I feel strange, like there’s an unformed, unfinished, sad little emotion bottled up in me, […]
Next time the Big Motherfuckin’ Sad comes calling, don’t pick up the phone. Adam Gnade
Fuck them for giving you anxiety and not love. Fuck them for causing you depression […]
If you’re not on my team, then fuck you! Cause if you’re not with us, […]
I’m an open book in a culture that doesn’t fucking read. J. Warren Welch
What kind of fuckery is this? Amy Winehouse
I really hate finding out people that show love really be talking crazy behind the […]
I believe in work, I don’t fuck with luck. Harvey Specter
Anybody can play. The note is only 20 percent. The attitude of the motherfucker who […]
There’s nothing more powerful than not giving a f—k. Amy Schumer
You don’t have to love everything I do but if you’re holding a place in […]
Didn’t they tell you that I was a savage? Fuck your white horse and a […]
I will shove my fist so far down your fucking throat that you’ll be shitting […]
Lately, my favorite thing to shout out in the middle of sex is, “Alexa, search […]
Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you! […]
Nowadays people don’t even date anymore. They just talk, catch feelings and fuck for a […]
Sometimes being a grown up sucks hairy balls! Becca Lee
If you can’t say “Fuck” you can’t say, “Fuck the government. Lenny Bruce
Money’s scarce Times are hard Here’s your fucking Xmas card. Phyllis Diller
Before you start talking shit, make sure your hands have the same fucking energy your […]
You know what’s sexy as hell? Effort. Effort is fucking sexy. J. Warren Welch
I’m just a fucked up girl looking for my own piece of mind. Kate Winslet
You tell us to be ourselves then judge us because “ourselves” isn’t good enough for […]
That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just shut the […]
I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass […]
You know how some people get sun-kissed, well I got sun bitch slapped. Ryan Oliveira
Fuck Netflix and chill. Meet me out under the stars for some whiskey and late […]
Corpses are more fit to be thrown out than is dung. Heraclitus
My girlfriend used to smoke after sex, so we started using lube. Jimmy Carr
I’m not going to give up the shock part of my comedy. Sam Kinison
I can remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty. George Burns
I’m dragging the audience to hell with me. Jerry Lee Lewis
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more […]
Touch her, and I’ll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand? […]
Marijuana is fuel for a creative mind. Fuck this prohibition. A. K. Kuykendall
Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to […]
Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck…Attempting harder to give a fuck…Sorry, […]
The easiest way to keep a woman over your shoulder is with a firm hand […]