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I’d kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping […]
Mama, mama! It’s the best sound ever. Miranda Kerr
You figured that the only way I’d be happy is if I did the things […]
Fuck teaching yourself how to do everything—use your time, energy and creativity to do the […]
I do believe that you don’t have to act like a man to be strong. […]
Life is a game, play it. Mother Teresa
Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead. Kami Garcia
Her mind is a mess, and she has no intention of cleaning today. Alfa Holden
I don’t know why we all hang on to something we’re better off letting go […]
Sometimes things have to get worse before they can get better. Lauren Conrad
Saying women aren’t funny is now like saying Asians can’t drive or saying black people […]
Now that she had actually seen and accepted reality, and reality brought such a healing […]
You’re a democrat? Don’t care. You’re a republican? Also, don’t care. I’ll tell you what. […]
It was not at all true that everyone was alike underneath. Deep down, deep deep […]
I think I can deceive people. I’m like, the nice, sweet girl when you meet […]
I choose the places I go to carefully and wisely. I’ll rarely go to a […]
My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who […]
I strengthen the muscles around my heart, but I can’t harden it. Dolly Parton
I feel as if I were about to explode. I know crying would help, but […]
It was nice to want you so badly it made me breathless yet at the […]
And, this hopeless romantic was becoming more and more hopeless always falling falling… with no […]
Peace of mind for five minutes, that’s what I crave. Alanis Morissette
You still weigh heavily on my mind and so ardently upon my chest, What did […]
Everyone makes choices in life. Some bad, some good. It’s called living, and if you […]
I have so many different personalities in me and I still feel lonely. Tori Amos
One need not be a chamber to be haunted. Emily Dickinson
Only my books anoint me, and a few friends, those who reach into my veins. […]
Greed and corruption isn’t in the world. It’s in the people. Suzanne Collins
There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular evil – a […]
If I confess my sins and introduce you to my demons, would you let yours […]
It’s hard to be nice when the rest of the world is so mean. Sarah […]
My mother always says people should be able to take care of themselves, even if […]
Every teacher that I’ve ever had, that I still remember their name, made me laugh. […]
My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long. Marie Antoinette
I became everything I needed to be to myself after you destroyed me. Thank you… […]
It’s only gossip if you repeat it. Until then, it’s gathering information. Mercedes Lackey
I went to a church where you could not sing out loud in the service […]
I feel strange, like there’s an unformed, unfinished, sad little emotion bottled up in me, […]
Dignity will only happen when you realize that having someone in your life doesn’t validate […]