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You are a quiet and cautious little thing but I can still hear your heart […]
Life on earth is like college and we’re all just trying to pass the courses. […]
I’m always scared to death that I won’t do a role justice. But fear can […]
When you stop getting presents, you should be able to stop counting your birthdays. Melanie […]
They can rule the world while they can persuade us our pain belongs in some […]
Why him? Because he’s the only one that has ever heard my silence. E. James
I love the women’s movement, and I never thought of it as belonging to any […]
I am not your cup of tea. I am that 4th glass of wine you […]
Certain aspects of my personality are always going to come out on-screen. I guess that’s […]
The only difference between successful people and unsuccessful people is extraordinary determination. Mary Kay Ash
I’m not living large; I just want to live comfortably. I wanna have financial stability […]
I can’t say that period talk is my favorite bonding arena. But I also think […]
Do not try to make sense of my madness or structure my chaos. Love me […]
Every man needs two women: a quiet home-maker, and a thrilling nymph. Iris Murdoch
Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, […]
You never know what the future holds or where my life will take me. Kim […]
I change my style maybe every month. I’m, like, punk one month, ghetto fab the […]
I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my […]
Women always ask me how to get back in shape after having a baby. I […]
You look how you look, Be comfortable. What are you going to do? Be hungry […]
I don’t really read the tabloids, and you never know if what’s being printed is […]
I should be over it, but I’m not, it still haunts me everyday. Alfa Holden
I didn’t need saving, just someone I wouldn’t need to save myself from. Jessica Katoff
You have been criticizing yourself for years and it hasn’t worked, try approving of yourself […]
Don’t belittle yourself. Be big yourself. Corita Kent
Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is […]
If we don’t want to define ourselves by things as superficial as our appearances, we’re […]
But why should you care what people will say? All you have to do is […]
I never loved another person the way I loved myself. Mae West
I want love to hold me so tight and whisper in my ear ‘I’m never […]
I needed a man with tree trunk feet. Shallow roots would never do. Alfa Holden
Being yourself is all it takes. If you want to impress someone don’t be someone […]
Honesty and transparency make you vulnerable. Be honest and transparent anyway. Mother Teresa
We think, mistakenly, that success is the result of the amount of time we put […]
Act tough: what other call tough, I call persistent. Estee Lauder
I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of […]
A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime […]
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. Dorothy […]