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Being a Southern person and a blonde, it’s not a good combination. Immediately, when people […]
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by […]
So that ends my first experience of matrimony, which I always thought a highly over-rated […]
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take […]
Life is not what it’s supposed to be. It’s what it is. The way you […]
I used to get butterflies when I looked at you, but now they feel more […]
I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss. Jessica […]
I think the rich are too rich and the poor are too poor. I don’t […]
Anything is possible with sunshine and a little pink. Lilly Pulitzer
My grandmother lives with my mother in a gorgeous house in the San Fernando Valley. […]
The thing about Uggs is that they’re so comfortable. Once you’ve worn them, you don’t […]
I don’t think I have the right to give someone advice when I don’t know […]
I think the balloons should hang from the ceiling and drop down. Jennifer J. Freeman
Imma stick my neck out there a little bit, I’m gonna endorse Carlos. Megan Rapinoe
You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever. Germaine Greer
I feel I’ll take on the responsibility of showing the world a whole different kind […]
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. Amy Sedaris
I like it, but it’s yellow, and I’m like, I didn’t want yellow for my […]
There’s no excuse for the young people not knowing who the heroes and heroines are […]
Nothing’s more charming than someone who doesn’t take herself too seriously. Melissa McCarthy
Relationships are like traffic lights. And I just have this theory that I can only […]
I really respect anybody who stands by their truth. Tori Amos
A wife should no more take her husband’s name than he should hers. My name […]
I’m pretty comfortable with my body. I’m imperfect. The imperfections are there. People are going […]
Have you ever noticed how nice people are at the car wash?! Maybe it’s just […]
The chi of a room is important to me. If I walk into a hotel […]
You can’t get any braver than going on national television to be weighed. Caroline Rhea
Luxury lives in the finer details. It’s a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It’s […]
When we, as a nation, put our minds to something, when we truly choose to […]
If you follow your dreams, it means you follow your heart. If you do follow […]
Time heals all wounds. And if it doesn’t, you name them something other than wounds […]
Even on your worst days, you are always worth love and respect. Don’t ever settle […]
I believe in classics. I like keeping it simple, whether its colours, cuts, or the […]
If I say something about David [Bowie], I get 1000 tweets, if I say something […]
No matter what a woman looks like, if she’s confident, she’s sexy. Paris Hilton
I am my own sanctuary and I can be reborn as many times as I […]
Some people play best when they’re frustrated and mad. I play my best when I’m […]
She was never prepared for half the shit she went through, but she got through […]
One day you’re gonna wake up and realize that I’m the option you regret not […]