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Western women have been controlled by ideals and stereotypes as much as by material constraints. […]
It takes a strong man to be with a woman full of fire and stars […]
I miss him in so many ways, but right now I miss him in the […]
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another […]
I like my money right where I can see it – hanging in my closet. […]
Dear God, protect my grandchildren. We are living in an uncertain world now, please bless […]
It is the loose ends with which men hang themselves. Zelda Fitzgerald
I mean, I love to try and cook. I’m pretty good, but I’m not saying […]
There’s a difference between being yourself and being your stereotype. Iggy Azalea
I don’t believe in fashion. I believe in costume. Life is too short to be […]
Hate, it has caused a lot of problems in this world, but it has not […]
We must use our lives to make the world a better place to live, not […]
My tolerance for tears is very little when you’re beautiful and crying over nothing. Chrissy […]
Love is or it ain’t. Thin love ain’t love at all. Toni Morrison
Don’t compare her to sunshine and roses when she’s clearly orchids and moonlight. Melody Lee
When you notice someone does something toxic the first time, don’t wait for the second […]
By the time there’s another invasion of artificially intelligent dung-eating robotic probes from outer space, […]
Vain are the thousand creeds that move men’s hearts, unutterably vain; Worthless as withered weeds, […]
Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order. Putting things in […]
Talk happiness. The world is sad enough without your woe. No path is wholly rough. […]
The especial genius of women I believe to be electrical in movement, intuitive in function, […]
Being physically intimidating didn’t keep you from getting your feelings hurt. Everyone’s heart is the […]
I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a […]
Every tear should live its purpose. Don’t ever wipe the reason away. Jessica Simpson
I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I […]
I’m pretty nice. I’m far from an ax murderer. I’ve never been mean to anyone […]
You can’t start worrying about what’s going to happen. You get spastic enough worrying about […]
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve […]
When people say they are happy for you it may mean they are sad for […]
Let’s be honest, the physical attracts me first. Then if you get to know the […]
It’s like a woman’s birthright to knit. It’s primal. It’s timeless. You don’t need electricity […]
I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don’t want to be an old hag. There’s […]
Loving someone is giving them the power to break your heart, but trusting them not […]
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It’s kinda […]
You tie me up in knots. I want to play you a thousand different songs […]
You may think I’m small, but I have a universe inside my mind. Yoko Ono
You kill them with your success. Then they’ll have to kiss your mother fucking feet. […]
I don’t think that anyone should be in control of a relationship. I think that […]
A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained. Dr. Ruth Westheimer