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I decided I can’t pay a person to rewind time, so I may as well […]
I’m the most basic bitch possible. Rainbow Rowell
Have a fucking opinion and yell it from the roof tops your lungs are here […]
I’m used to desperate, buddy. Desperate’s my factory default. But thanks anyway. Carolyn Crane
I grew up in a small town where everyone wanted to be the same or […]
We need role models who are going to break the mold. Carly Simon
Never complain never explain. Katharine Hepburn
You’re scared of the way I make you feel because you don’t want to feel […]
Women aren’t moody, they just have days when they are less likely to put up […]
Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf herder. Carrie Fisher
I don’t know if I should care for a man who made life easy; I […]
Until I’m ready let me be, I have to heal myself. Samantha King
I’m not sorry for wanting what I deserve and I’m not afraid to walk away […]
She will rise with a spine of steel and a roar like thunder, she will […]
Some people seemed to get all sunshine, and some all shadow… Louisa May Alcott
I throw wishes into the night and wait for the stars to catch them. Christy […]
I’m really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that’s genuinely better than any massage. Emilia Clarke
All love shifts and changes. I don’t know if you can be wholeheartedly in love […]
The one thing I wanted to do more than anything else was sing country music. […]
Expectations are resentments under construction. Anne Lamont
You always kissed me when my mouth was full of questions. You didn’t want to […]
I love animals, and I feel more of a connection to animals than people. Kaley […]
So he’s above the law because he’s a celebrity or something. Just because you’re Russell […]
There’s a beauty to wisdom and experience that cannot be faked. It’s impossible to be […]
Better the comfort of a lie than the absurdity of the truth. Tanya Huff
I’m all-American. Sexy but not intimidating. Not the kind of woman who’s going to steal […]
The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It’s followed […]
She collects shiny things on pretty strings, and men who do her wrong. Ann Marie […]
There is no such thing as repetition. Only insistence. Gertrude Stein
The trouble is not that I am single and likely to stay single, but that […]
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn […]
I’m a bit of a night owl because that’s when I feel the most creative […]
I dream of a day where no clock is ticking and the only sound heard […]
I see only the ideal. But no ideals have ever been fully successful on this […]
Well-behaved women make history when they do the unexpected, when they create and preserve records […]
I’ve sold my soul for freedom. It’s lonely but it’s sweet. Melissa Etheridge
There is nowhere you can go and only be with people who are like you. […]
Don’t cry, Princess. You know what they say. You have to kiss a lot of […]
People make a lot of jokes about the empty nest. Let me tell you, it […]