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I am not the black sheep of the family; I am the one that got […]
I try to walk in the lane God wants for me, working on immigration, prison […]
She felt her heart shattering into pieces though it was trapped in lots of tangles. […]
It is not possible for a man to be elegant without a touch of femininity. […]
You can’t teach children to behave better by making them feel worse. When children feel […]
My life is full of drama, and I don’t have time to worry about something […]
You are not alone with a guy until you are a proper age. You don’t […]
Don’t lose out on something that could be forever because you think the timing isn’t […]
I am a complicated person with a simple life and I am the reason for […]
Women are the largest untapped reservoir of talent in the world. Hillary Clinton
If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber’s calf, he […]
You don’t have to wear expensive clothes to look good. Zooey Deschanel
I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me. Katie McGarry
I don’t know any woman who doesn’t have an anxiety attack about wearing a bathing […]
If you want a bourgeois existence, you shouldn’t be an actor. You’re in the wrong […]
It never occurred to me that some people were seen as wrong or even different. […]
I always like to have flowers on the table. I think they make it look […]
Students are being suspended for taking pictures of schools that aren’t following coronavirus safety protocols. […]
I prefer pets to people,because they leave teeth marks deep in your skin for the […]
A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendship, all the enjoyments of […]
Evening is a time of real experimentation. You never want to look the same way. […]
She is catalyst. She is chaos. I can see why he loves her. Amie Kaufman
She annoyed me, so I killed her and buried her in the yard. Aunt Zelda
As long as you smile, have sparkly eyes and stick your shoulders back, nobody’s going […]
No amount of security is worth the suffering of a mediocre life chained to the […]
I think it’s impossible to judge whether another person should come out. You just hope […]
Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass […]
She uprooted him from her life, her words betrayed her by keeping him safe with […]
Trust your instincts: my first reaction is almost invariably the right one. Estee Lauder
I just wanna talk about nothing with somebody that means something. Camilla Cabello
Boys, they can’t take my refrigerator now. They’ll never get my car now. I paid […]
Why is partying and having a good time bad? Tara Reid
When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see […]
You can run for cover, you can run for help. You can run to your […]
Add children to the list of things I hate. Lauren Morrill
I’ve interrupted a deep thought, haven’t I? I can see it growing smaller in your […]
I am a great believer in variations on the routine. Kaye Gibbons
Life, although it may only be an accumulation of anguish, is dear to me, and […]
It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men. […]