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I will keep on dancing until my feet can no longer remember the steps towards […]
I never want to be a showoff or attention getter or something that, truthfully, is […]
I try to do things that make me feel good. I go to yoga classes, […]
Two or three things I know for sure, and one is that I’d rather go […]
Successful people have a social responsibility to make the world a better place and not […]
Never bully anyone because Karma has everyone’s address and a motherf**king stamp! Lady Gaga
Political questions are far too serious to be left to the politicians. Hannah Arendt
Working hard is for assholes who still live in the system—we are building a new […]
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. Dorothy Parker
This has been a wonderful life, absolutely terrific. There are very few things that I […]
Women, if the soul of the nation is to be saved, I believe that you […]
Once on Ambien I emailed a lawyer and fired him even though he was not […]
There is nothing wrong with your body, but there is a lot wrong with the […]
My New Year’s Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and […]
I am more popular than I ever imagined. Catherine Cook
I decided long ago never to walk in anyone’s shadow; if I fail, or if […]
I think my capacity to change has given me tremendous happiness, because who I am […]
I still have some questions on that shelf, but I’ve come to understand so many […]
What people have the capacity to choose, they have the ability to change. Madeleine Albright
Someone who wants to be with you, WILL be with you. End of story. Kendall […]
Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to […]
Words have meaning, type has spirit. Paula Scher
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax […]
If the shoe fits, it’s too expensive. Adrienne Gusoff
There ain’t no answer. There ain’t gonna be any answer. There never has been an […]
I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. Bette Davis
We need to see men and women as equal partners, but it’s hard to think […]
I am never so happy as when I am really engaged in good earnest, & […]
When you’re a mom to three children, nothing bothers you. Trust me. Who cares what […]
I don’t want Christmas season to end, because it’s the only time I can legitimately […]
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next […]
If I couldn’t be a good example, I’d just have to be a horrible warning. […]
It’s not my responsibility to be beautiful. I’m not alive for that purpose. My existence […]
I read for growth, firmly believing that what you are today and what you will […]
I prefer an ugly truth to a pretty lie. If someone is telling me the […]
Keep pace with the present. Take a trip to the moon. envision the future. Uta […]
Being introverted, it doesn’t mean necessarily being shy or being afraid of public speaking; it […]
Before you begin working your way into the system, it is imperative that you are […]
Christmas is always the most fun. I start looking forward to Christmas before it’s even […]