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I was smart enough to go through any door that opened. Joan Rivers
My hobbies away from horse racing would be reading and painting; I love art. Chantal […]
Every decision I make is the right one for me. Louise Hay
Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well […]
I’m not angry anymore. I’m just really disappointed about who you turned out to be. […]
If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a […]
Opportunity may knock only once but temptation leans on the door bell. Oprah Winfrey
Just say NO to complicated, dead-end, unhealthy, and toxic relationships. Stephanie Lahart
They thought I was a Surrealist, but I wasn’t. I never painted dreams. I painted […]
Do you think miners stand around all day talking about how hard it is to […]
I prefer listening to talking, reading to socializing, and cozy chats to group settings. Susan […]
Courage is taking action… no matter what. So you’re afraid? Be afraid. Be scared silly, […]
Never allow a person to tell you no who doesn’t have the power to say […]
There is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be frightened at the […]
Don’t make plans, make options. Jennifer Aniston
Of course I know how to roll a joint! Martha Stewart
I’m like every other woman: a closet full of clothes, but nothing to wear: So […]
We don’t have a word for the opposite of loneliness, but if we did, I […]
The greatest danger to our future is apathy. Jane Goodall
No story was just a story, though. It was a suitcase stuffed with secrets. Kate […]
I really do hope that we have a woman president in my lifetime. Hillary Clinton
I was putting so much time and energy into just my work, but I was […]
Now and forevermore, I’m going to stick up for immigrants, and I’m going to stick […]
There’s a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they’re wearing. I’m […]
Feminism is not just about women; it’s about letting all people lead fuller lives. Jane […]
I don’t remember my father reading to me, but I remember him telling me bedtime […]
Stop complaining about a situation that you have chosen to settle in. Tene Edwards
I have said this many times, that there seems to be enough room in the […]
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you […]
A clear and innocent conscience fears nothing. Queen Elizabeth II
Survival was my only hope, success my only revenge. Patricia Cornwell
I hated school so bad. I only liked art class during high school. I was […]
Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women. Natalie Portman
Believe. Believe in yourself. Believe in others. Believe there is positive in everything. Tara Reid
Whatever the reason may be, thank you for holding on to me so tightly. Rachel […]
Undeniably, I’m a country singer; I’m a country songwriter. But I feel like I make […]
I will shove my fist so far down your fucking throat that you’ll be shitting […]
I fall in love every time. And I don’t really fall in love a lot, […]