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Men are all alike — except the one you’ve met who’s different. Mae West
We, the people of the United States.’ Which ‘We, the people’? The women were not […]
I’m an ocean, because I’m really deep. If you search deep enough you can find […]
I love my daddy. My daddy’s everything. I hope I can find a man that […]
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes. Gloria Naylor
Eating is one of my favorite parts of the day. Jennifer Lawrence
Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there’s a difference […]
Poetry is really a way of sharing feelings and ideas. Caroline Kennedy
I’m a feminist because I believe in women … it’s a heavy word, feminism, but […]
I’m older. There’s some sort of seniority. As a matter of fact, the seniority ebbs […]
When someone is stalking you because they think you are stalking them, it makes you […]
I need solitude. I need space. I need air. I need the empty fields round […]
People will love you and support you when it’s beneficial. Nicki Minaj
My battered friends and I had just had a brush with death, dancing with this […]
Even bitches can get a break in life. Suzanne Wright
My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she’s coming with me. […]
When juggling as much as you are, remember that some balls are glass, and some […]
I’m deciding to be my own individual self, and it looks nothing like what anyone […]
You can always put on a pretty dress, but it doesn’t matter what you wear […]
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, and then […]
I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist. Tara Reid
If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with […]
Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired. Sandra […]
The need for change bulldozed a road down the centre of my mind. Maya Angelou
Thank goodness for the first snow, it was a reminder—no matter how old you became […]
My view is that the core of Yahoo is incredibly valuable and a great platform […]
My soul is in a state of perpetual autumn. Nichole McElhaney
Autumn was her happiest season. Harper Lee
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. Rita Mae Brown
People say that money isn’t the key to happiness, but I always figured if you […]
This life is mine alone. So I have stopped asking people for directions to places […]
Thank God I found the GOOD in goodbye. Beyonce
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had. Erica Jong
Don’t wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get […]
I still close my eyes and go home—I can always draw from that. Dolly Parton
A party without a cake is really just a meeting. Julia Child
I don’t hang out with agents and producers and I’m not into the business side […]
I think that people are tired. They’re tired of the same old kind of politics. […]
Love is when you give someone else the power to destroy you, and you trust […]