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A speaker of truth has no friends. Nipsey Hussle
The American lawn is one of the greatest mass brainwashings of all time. How we […]
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is […]
Take a broken guy, fix him and he will love you forever. Aley Farooq
If you’re born poor it’s not your mistake, but if you die poor it’s your […]
My girlfriend used to smoke after sex, so we started using lube. Jimmy Carr
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Demetri […]
I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that […]
Just don’t stick to my head. Sometimes I think, little girl that your heart is […]
Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to go straight. Haha. Will Ferrell
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed! […]
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage […]
The haters always scream the loudest. Tucker Max
Keep the other person’s well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging […]
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in! Courteney […]
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. Jenny McCarthy
Any kid’ll run an errand for you if you ask at bedtime. Red Skelton
What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you […]
A child that’s being abused by it’s parents doesn’t stop loving it’s parents, it stops […]
My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to […]
All I was doing was trying to get home from work. Rosa Parks
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops […]
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he […]
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive […]
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he […]
This is a practical country. We have ideals. We have philosophies. But the problem with […]
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse. Thomas Szasz
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much […]
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs. Oliver Goldsmith
You can safely assume you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out […]
If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back […]
Anyone who thinks sitting in a church can make you a Christian must also think […]
The smallest pain in our little finger gives us more concern than the destruction of […]
Whiskey is liquid sunshine. Geroge Bernard Shaw
You never know where to look when eating a banana. Peter Kay
Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong. Jean-Jacques Rousseau
I’m a sex addict. It’s my cross to bear. It’s a real disease with doctors […]
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? […]