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They say that traveling broadens your mind, but first you must have a mind. William […]
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage […]
I only drank for three years of my life, but I drank enough in those […]
The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh […]
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. Quentin Crisp
There are people using the quarantine to change their lives and others are telling you […]
He had delusions of adequacy. Walter Kerr
The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on […]
Never duck responsibility, its like running from the rain only to fall into the river. […]
It isn’t what they say about you, it’s what they whisper. Errol Flynn
You can think of Hollywood as high school. TV actors are freshmen, comedy actors are […]
If you can’t say anything nice about anyone else, come sit next to me. Gertrude […]
I figured something out. The future is unpredictable. John Green
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. Jonathan […]
I worship the quicksand he walks in. Art Buchwald
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. Yogi […]
Women, can’t live with them, can’t live without them. Desiderius Erasmus
All I know is that when I needed McDonald’s, McDonald’s was there for me. James […]
If you want to be a Millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a […]
The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half […]
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. […]
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. H. L. Mencken
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to […]
I have learned that when you make big decisions, life says, ‘Fuck you. This is […]
People say, that which doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. But they are wrong. What […]
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out. Adrienne Gusoff
It’s better to have your nose in a book, then in someone else’s business. Adam […]
Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad. Henry A. Kissinger
If you believe that I’m a cop killer, you believe David Bowie is an astronaut. […]
I lie to myself all the time. But I never believe me. S. E. Hinton
It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an […]
Men should think twice before making widowhood women’s only path to power. Gloria Steinem
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. Edith […]
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies […]
Thank you to every American who has not sued me so far. Sacha Baron Cohen
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn’t know […]
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is ‘please’? That’s not true. The […]
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he […]
Infatuation is not quite the same thing as love; it’s more like love’s shady second […]