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A man’s main job is to protect his woman from her desire to ‘get bangs’ […]
After Trump’s defeat of Hillary Clinton, the Democrats need to perform an autopsy; Republicans need […]
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of […]
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. Paul […]
I’ve led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that […]
My friends tell me that I have a tendency to point out problems without offering […]
Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the the ones I keep […]
But life doesn’t often spell things out for you or give you what you want […]
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and […]
I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I’m selling? No. […]
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. […]
There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception. James Thurber
You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs. But […]
What do they do for a village idiot when you’re here? Tanya Huff
It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the end. Randall […]
The young always have the same problem – how to rebel and conform at the […]
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of […]
I don’t know very much but what I do know I know better than anybody, […]
I was recently asked in an interview what its like to be a gay athlete […]
We had a threesome You, me and my depression Depression fucks hard. Benedict Smith
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the […]
Christmas is always a problem to the man who has to convince his kids that […]
There ain’t no answer. There ain’t gonna be any answer. There never has been an […]
This book also contains what some people call ‘profanity’. I think they’re full of shit. […]
Merry Christmas, nearly everybody! Ogden Nash
Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas; a dead […]
What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for? Salman Rushdie
I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange. […]
I am a veteran of the War on Christmas. I am just emerging from a […]
Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year. Victor Borge
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on […]
If I couldn’t be a good example, I’d just have to be a horrible warning. […]
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the War Room! Peter Sellers
Well I have a microphone and you don’t so you will listen to every damn […]
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. Otto Von […]
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good […]
Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one’s own past failings. Cary […]
I wish the Roman people only had one neck. Caligula
You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I’ll show you a pennant. I’ll show […]