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Life goes on. Get over it. You’re still young. It’ll get better. Blah, Blah, Blah. […]
Anything that doesn’t take years of your life and drive you to suicide hardly seems […]
We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine. […]
I never heard of her loving anybody but herself, and I do not think she […]
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. Mark Twain
Darn the wheel of the world! Why must it continually turn over? Where is the […]
There is only one thing which is generally safe from plagiarism — self-denial. Gilbert K. […]
When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. Henny Youngman
Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they […]
There are people who observe the rules of honor as we observe the stars: from […]
If I am fool, it is, at least, a doubting one; and I envy no […]
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. J. Paul Getty
When your hobbies get in the way of your work – that’s OK; but when […]
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get […]
I’m callin’ you ugly, I could stick yo face in some dough and make some […]
Winter is not a season, it’s an occupation. Sinclair Lewis
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a […]
With great power… comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later. Rick […]
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction. Bob […]
That other people can often see things about you that you yourself cannot see, even […]
It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Anton Szandor LaVey
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear to be bright until you hear […]
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy […]
Half full, half empty, what the hell difference does it make? If there’s something in […]
I don’t want my books to exclude anyone, but if they have to, then I […]
I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate. Marilyn Manson
I wished I stayed at the movies, where I could have at least had some […]
The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on […]
Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted. Bob Monkhouse
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It […]
If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on […]
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. Bill Watterson
If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I’d have had […]
Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don’t you think? L. Frank […]
I was afraid of just about everything in this world, with the possible exception of […]
Actually… I’m starting a new thing and rebelling against ridiculously high heels. It’s inhumane. Nina […]
Excuse me for being so intellectual. I know you would prefer something nice and feminine […]
There is a light at the end of the tunnel… hopefully its not a freight […]
The problem with the people who have no vices is that generally you can be […]