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Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you […]
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother […]
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. Jane Wagner
I have a very large forehead. I have a pronounced skull. Maybe producers think that […]
While I was very disappointed and angry to find my daughter smoking a cigarette, I’ll […]
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but […]
Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure. Errol Flynn
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they’re two words which are both… different. In […]
You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort […]
The helpful thought for which you look Is written somewhere in a book. Edward Gorey
It’s true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist. Doc […]
She wasn’t easy to be around at the best of times, and during the worst, […]
Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. Miles Kington
What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen. Iggy Pop
To talk well and eloquently is a very great art, but that an equally great […]
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us […]
I am being perfectly fucking civil. Maggie Stiefvater
A neoconservative is a liberal who’s been mugged by reality. A neoliberal is a liberal […]
Hell, if I’d jumped on all the dames I’m supposed to have jumped on, I’d […]
I don’t mind if you chase other girls. Dogs chase cars and they can’t drive. […]
When you come to a fork in the road, take it. Yogi Berra
You cannot think your way to accomplishment. you have to actually do some shit. Jeremy […]
Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians. Ulysses S. Grant
My practicing paid off and in the blink of an eye I became with every […]
I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. I don’t like them myself. They’re […]
Society is like a stew. If you don’t stir it up every once in a […]
Sainthood is acceptable only in saints. Pamela Hansford Johnson
This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section. John Callahan
I have no real enemies in comedy, but there are a couple of people who […]
It’s morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. W. C. Fields
Sanity is a handicap and liability if you’re living in a mad world. Anthony Burgess
Piers Morgan has been dishing it out for years and he walked out and quit […]
My wife says I am not ambitious enough. I suppose I could find someone more […]
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put […]
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. Will […]
Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme […]
It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it […]
Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken. Jonathan Swift
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves […]