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We just bought this house. It’s too big. It’s like 400,000 square feet, or something. […]
She was an open book. He was illiterate. Maya Angelou
I have a body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. […]
Clinton’s an unusually good liar. Unusually Good. Do you realize that? B. Kerrey
Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in the […]
I called Tucker Carlson a dick on National television. It’s high time I apologize…. to […]
Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know. […]
I don’t have hard numbers about this, but the impression I get is that the […]
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, hold our […]
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of […]
There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs […]
People are very open-minded about new things – as long as they’re exactly like the […]
To my fellow hikers: that noise I made when the butterfly came toward my face […]
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People […]
Vote for the man who promises least; he’ll be the least disappointing. Bernard Baruch
There is two kinds of music, the good, and the bad. I play the good […]
Don’t let the doorknob hit you where the good Lord split you. Maeve Greyson
I bet it gets pretty lonely with only your ego for company. Alexandra Bracken
If somebody mistreats you, treat ’em good. That kills ’em. Bobby Bowden
I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. […]
If a person feels he can’t communicate, the least he can do is shut up […]
Teenagers complain there’s nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it. Bob Phillips
Now I’m starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed […]
From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was […]
I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies. […]
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. Winston Churchill
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. Bill Murray
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice. […]
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff […]
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them. Abraham […]
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, […]
All generalizations are dangerous, even this one. Alexandre Dumas
Could you please stop dripping your sarcasm all over my car’s interior? Robin Benway
One of the greatest joys known to man is to take a flight into ignorance […]
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. Truman Capote
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents shortcomings. Laurence J. Peter
I don’t smoke marijuana, man. Marijuana is a girl from Cuba. Ganja is a bird […]
When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. Barack Obama
My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to […]