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Once a man began thinking with his body, intelligent decisions came few and far between. […]
He’s male. I’ve noticed that sometimes the brains simply get left out of the package. […]
Now that you’re 21, nobody can tell you want to do, unless of course, you’re […]
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to […]
Reality is frequently inaccurate. Douglas Adams
Don’t be yourself — be someone a little nicer. Mignon McLaughlin
Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. Lewis Black
Heroism doesn’t pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep […]
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I […]
One of the marks of a truly great mind, I had discovered, is the ability […]
Living alone makes it harder to find someone to blame. Mason Cooley
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known […]
A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn’t belong in a […]
She’s been on more laps than a napkin. Walter Winchell
Having a vision for what you want is not enough…Vision without execution is hallucination. Thomas […]
Stupidity is far more dangerous than evil, for evil takes a break from time to […]
When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent. Isaac Asimov
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It […]
If you can see the handwriting on the wall… you’re on the toilet. Redd Foxx
In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever […]
A narcissist is someone who sticks their head up their own ass, then blames you […]
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments […]
We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap […]
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte
If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, ‘You are wrong.’ […]
When you combine ignorance and leverage, you get some pretty interesting results. Warren Buffett
I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble […]
I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world […]
The seven ages of man: Spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills, wills. Richard J. Needham
Then I sprinkled magic all over your lies and grew flowers from your bullshit. Kalen […]
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there […]
Life is a gamble at terrible odds, if it were a bet, you would not […]
The stain remover is called “Shout” because that’s my immediate response when I see my […]
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you […]
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. James Thurber
Cricket is basically baseball on valium. Robin Williams
All Moanday, Tearday, Wailsday, Thumpsday, Frightday, Shatterday. James Joyce
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first […]
So much for modern science and its wonderful discoveries that just about everything can kill […]