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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out? Will […]
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, and then […]
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and […]
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. […]
The only people who still call hurricanes acts of God are the people who write […]
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant—and […]
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few […]
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious. Yogi Berra
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought […]
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships. Sacha Baron […]
Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. Frank Zappa
I remain just one thing, and one thing only — and that is a clown. […]
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn’t want any suggestions. Sam […]
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how […]
Claiming that someone’s marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for […]
Economics is like the Dutch language – I’m told it makes sense, but I have […]
Contrary to what people may say, there’s no upper limit to stupidity. Stephen Colbert
I am too whiskey for his pint glass. There is no watering me down. Raquel […]
Sometimes a majority simply means that all the fools are on the same side. Claude […]
I’ve already lost a piece of my mind. I can’t trust you with what’s left. […]
I’m glad I’m not bisexual. I couldn’t stand being rejected by men as well as […]
People always say I shouldn’t be burning the candle at both ends. Maybe they haven’t […]
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not […]
Reality TV looks more like America than movies do. Gabrielle Union
There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it […]
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let’em go…because man, […]
I am: too much lone wolf, not enough ride or die, too much bird not […]
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He […]
You have only two hemispheres in your brain – a left and a right side. […]
As far as I’m concerned, if something is so complicated that you can’t explain it […]
The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of […]
Correlation doesn’t imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while […]
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Douglas Adams
I don’t believe in anything. I’m just here for the violence. Banksy
Starbucks is the last public space with chairs. It’s a shower for homeless people. And […]
It can be very dangerous to see things from somebody else’s point of view without […]
If there’s life on other planets, then the earth is the Universe’s insane asylum. Voltaire
One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three is a […]
I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical. Arthur C. Clarke