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Sometimes, people say things I’m just not prepared to deal with, like “We’re out of […]
Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always […]
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them! […]
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington D.C. […]
I don’t have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation. Whoopi […]
Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. Ambrose Bierce
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business Tom […]
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from […]
A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a […]
Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and […]
A little drama wins more friends than boring. Scott Westerfeld
A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. Herman Melville
A man’s home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside is more […]
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional […]
How does NASA organize a party? They planet. Brandon Gorrell
Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV? Too much sax and […]
We are here on earth to do good to others. What the others are here […]
Waiting for your buddies to get laid is right up there with hanging out in […]
Good morning is a contradiction of terms. Jim Davis
Facebook’s new status option: “No longer able to interact with actual people.” Andy Borowitz
Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America […]
Normal people… believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if […]
I hate patience. Slows everything down. J. D. Robb
Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people […]
Why look for conspiracy when stupidity can explain so much? Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
A person who gossips & talks too much may not suffer from Bipolar Disorder but […]
Everybody got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again. Billy […]
Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theatre unless he […]
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob […]
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard […]
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary. Robert Louis […]
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your […]
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he […]
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train […]
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make men stupid. […]
I hate women because they always know where things are. James Thurber
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been […]
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be […]
Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before […]