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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show […]
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in […]
Let’s not go and ruin it by thinking too much. Clint Eastwood
We were poor when I was young but the difference was that the government didn’t […]
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. Mark Twain
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed! […]
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. Ambrose Bierce
Swallow your pride, you will not die, it’s not poison. Bob Dylan
Being a mom has made me so tired and so happy. Tina Fey
Trying to make someone fall in love with you is about as pointless as trying […]
One thing you gotta know about me is I have absolutely no filter. I have […]
You can’t get too much winter in the winter. Robert Frost
The snow doesn’t give a soft white damn whom it touches. E. E. Cummings
Sarcasm- I get it now! See at the time I thought your jokey manner was […]
If you aren’t cute, you may as well be clever. David Sedaris
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry
There are good people who do good things, there are bad people who do bad […]
I’m dragging the audience to hell with me. Jerry Lee Lewis
Democracy is like a tambourine, not everyone can be trusted with it. John Oliver
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. Robert […]
Don’t kiss me like a woman if you’re going to treat me like a child. […]
Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to […]
Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all. Jane Austen
We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville. Jim Butcher
Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck…Attempting harder to give a fuck…Sorry, […]
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. Harlan Ellison
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs. Oliver Goldsmith
Procrastinate now, don’t put it off. Ellen Degeneres
Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us […]
If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one? Abraham Lincoln
If I’m walking on thin ice, I might as well dance my way across. Mercedes […]
I don’t deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always […]
In my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for […]
Well, That’s your opinion, isn’t it? And I’m not about to waste my time trying […]
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. Woody Allen
It’s like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget. Eoin Colfer
Money may not buy happiness, but it can damn well give it! Freddie Mercury
Everything that needs to be said has already been said. But since no one was […]