Sarcasm Quotes, Sarcasm One-Liners, Sarcasm Sayings, Sarcasm Memes, Sarcasm Statuses and Sarcasm Tweets!
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made […]
Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable. Nick […]
Open your mind before your mouth. Aristophanes
Never mumble some sarcastic shit to somebody who can obviously fuck you up. Ice T
If I had a dime for every time that I was wrong, I’d be broke. […]
No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides. Baruch Spinoza
He’s slicker than a bald-tired semi on a mile of wet asphalt. Waylon Jennings
A man who is certain he is right is almost certain to be wrong. Michael […]
Those who play with cats must expect to get scratched. Miguel de Cervantes
Many much-learned men have no intelligence. Democritus
Once I make up my mind, I’m full of indecision. Oscar Levant
Did you think the lion was sleeping because he didn’t roar? Friedrich Schiller
Boredom: the desire for desires. Leo Tolstoy
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for. Roy Rogers
Mediocre people don’t like high achievers, and high achievers don’t like mediocre people. Nick Saban
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. Josh Billings
Ah, yes, divorce…from the latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his […]
There is no such thing as a good tax. Winston Churchill
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic. Dan Rather
I don’t think its an accident that “yolo” autocorrects to “tool.” Whitney Cummings
Love Valentine’s Day, love New Year’s Eve, love taking the SATs, just love high pressure […]
You cannot explore the universe if you think you are the center of it. Joshua […]
I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde
Change is inevitable– except from a vending machine. Robert C. Gallagher
Your dreams are ballbusters; They’re not the yellow brick road. Kelly Cutrone
All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get […]
There are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. Robert Brault
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you. Robin Williams
I live to succeed, not to please you or anyone else. Marilyn Monroe
Some sarcasm is best told simply. Kevin Hart
I’ve been a good boy, I’ve never really been convicted of a serious crime. Tommy […]
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. Mark Twain
I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. Sylvia Plath
Get off your horse and drink your milk. John Wayne
I’m leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it’s not raining. […]
Although in Abbott and Costello, and straight man was first. That’s a very interesting concept. […]
I loved to fall down. Dick Van Dyke
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Cathy Guisewite