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The world is a kind of spiritual kindergarten where millions of bewildered infants are trying […]
If I could remember the names of all these particles, I’d be a botanist. Enrico […]
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop offs at tedium and counter […]
You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough. Frank Sinatra
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons. Frank Zappa
Television is a device that permits people who haven’t anything to do to watch people […]
The very fact that the jaguar can become extinct while the Pekingese survives indicates to […]
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. Justin Sewell
On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their […]
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory. Paul […]
You can’t coast uphill. Roger Crawford
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer. […]
Cleverness is not wisdom. Euripides
I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s […]
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. Frank Zappa
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to […]
Some people will never learn anything, for this reason, because they understand everything too soon. […]
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the […]
It does not say in the Bible that all laws of nature are expressible linearly! […]
There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. Niccolo Machiavelli
Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is […]
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to […]
I know a way to stay friends forever, there’s really nothing to it. I tell […]
You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, especially when you’re coffee. Leah Stone
There are three types of lies — lies, damn lies, and statistics. Benjamin Disraeli
Perfect purity is possible if you turn your life into a line of poetry written […]
To see what is front of one’s nose needs a constant struggle. George Orwell
Do we ask what profit the little bird hopes for in singing? Johannes Kepler
It’s my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. Jane […]
The deepest thing in any one is the conviction of the bad luck that follows […]
Beauty without intelligence, is a masterpiece painted on a napkin. Barbara Palvin
Failure is always an option. Adam Savage
It takes a lot of time to be a genius. You have to sit around […]
If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they […]
Thinking is difficult, that’s why most people judge. Carl Jung
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death. Rosalind Russell
A meaningless statement remains meaningless no matter how often it’s heard. Roy H. Williams
There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter […]
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. John Stuart Mill