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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind. H. P. Lovecraft
It’s amazing how long it takes to complete something you’re not working on. R. D. […]
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. Abe Lemons
Never answer an anonymous letter. Yogi Berra
If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three. Laurence J. Peter
If you think you have someone eating out of your hand, it’s a good idea […]
If thine enemy has offended thee, give his child a drum. Fran Lebowitz
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in […]
I think one reason they call them “relaxed fit” jeans is that “ass the size […]
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of […]
It’s easy to identify people who can’t count to ten. They’re in front of you […]
Everybody wants to help save the earth, but nobody wants to help mom do the […]
If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock. […]
The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind. Joseph Stilwell
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate […]
The older I get the more I admire and crave competence, just simple competence, in […]
For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. H. […]
The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed. Fred Allen
An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes […]
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They’re afraid God might recognize them […]
You can get what you want or you can just get old. Billy Joel
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go […]
A bachelor’s life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. Francis […]
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. […]
It’s all right if you don’t mind looking at the world from the point of […]
All government is an ugly necessity. Gilbert K. Chesterton
Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or […]
If you are lonely when you’re alone, you are in bad company. Jean-Paul Sartre
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. Herbert Hoover
When you wrestle with a pig, he has fun, and you just end up dirty. […]
When you’re feeling overwhelmed in business, one smart idea can beat the biggest Super Bowl […]
The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about saying, […]
Being offended by things is the world’s big hobby at the moment. It’s almost taken […]
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering […]
If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective. Ted Nugent
Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too […]
The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by […]
The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples’ money. Margaret […]
Leadership consists of nothing but taking responsibility for everything that goes wrong and giving your […]