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A little warning would’ve been nice. You couldn’t have said, ‘Hey, as part of your […]
My kids idea of a hard life is to live in a house with only […]
Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown […]
No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for “Before Coffee.” Cherise Sinclair
So that ends my first experience of matrimony, which I always thought a highly over-rated […]
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can’t stop eating […]
He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food. Raymond […]
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least […]
No man ever went broke overestimating the ignorance of the American public. P. T. Barnum
All I ever needed to know I learned in kindergarten. Share everything … Don’t hit […]
I trust no one, not even myself. Joseph Stalin
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the […]
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that […]
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. Amy Sedaris
If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he’s in trouble. And Henry was 95 […]
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? […]
I set out very calculatedly to become known. The only thing I maybe miscalculated was […]
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more […]
Slow down, sugar, because I’m a diabetic. Nick Jonas
Please don’t wear skinny jeans if you don’t have skinny genes. Seth Rogen
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school […]
Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the […]
I could trust a fact and always cross-question an assertion. Michael Faraday
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. Eddie Cantor
The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; […]
I’ve met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes. Billy […]
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people […]
Be a dreamer. If you don’t know how to dream, you’re dead. Jim Valvano Be […]
I’m quite sarcastic, and I’m funny, but not kind of funny. It’s a weird funny, […]
How we all want so badly to divorce reality, but that bitch just won’t sign […]
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. […]
Music is like girlfriends to me; I’m continually astonished by the choices other people make. […]
Science advances one funeral at a time. Max Planck
Never miss a chance to shut up. Will Rogers
What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money. Henny Youngman
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a […]
What passes for identity in America is a series of myths about one’s heroic ancestors. […]
It’s just that I’d rather die of drink than of thirst. Ian Fleming
Our job is unconditional love. The job of everyone else in our life is to […]