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Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about. Sam […]
About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends. Herbert Hoover
None preaches better than the ant, and she says nothing. Benjamin Franklin
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. Oscar Wilde
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. Terry Pratchett
People, generally, suck. Christopher Moore
I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist. Gena Showalter
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don’t think. Adolf Hitler
Wouldn’t you like to slip into something more comfortable though? Perhaps a coma? Suzanne Wright
I love how you still think if you tell me to do something, I’ll just […]
Ok I just need a rough estimate as to when we’re gonna get out of […]
Worriers spend a lot of time shoveling smoke. Claude MacDonald
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to […]
After all is said and done, more is said than done. Aesop
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
People say I am ruthless. I am not ruthless. And if I find the man […]
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert […]
I realize that humor isn’t for everyone. It’s only for people who want to have […]
The first screw to work loose in a person’s head is the one that holds […]
I don’t have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit. Elizabeth […]
Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content. […]
My name is CONSISTENCY, I am related to SUCCESS. We should hang out more often […]
When I die, I’ll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at […]
Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police. Robert Louis Stevenson
Humour is a great vehicle for getting a message across. If you get too serious, […]
Why is it there are so many more horses’ asses than there are horses? G. […]
Let us beware of common folk, of common sense, of sentiment, of inspiration, and of […]
The scent wafting out of Abercrombie stores is a f–king day ruiner. How did they […]
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you’re […]
Talk is cheap – except when Congress does it. Cullen Hightower
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you […]
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count […]
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. Henry […]
The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Paul McCartney
They should tell you when you’re born: have a suitcase heart, be ready to travel. […]
Go love yourself first so you can love me. Jeffrey Fry
Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but […]
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. […]
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite […]