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There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe. Gordon Ramsay
Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to […]
Revenge is sweet and not fattening. Alfred Hitchcock
You are not thinking, you are just being logical. Niels Bohr
I don’t wish to be without my brains, tho’ they doubtless interfere with a blind […]
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. Robert […]
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. […]
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is […]
The value of achievement lies in the achieving. Albert Einstein
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank […]
In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children. Robert […]
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. Benjamin Franklin
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Geroge Carlin
His was a great sin who first invented consciousness, let us lose it for a […]
Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. Rudyard Kipling
Personally I have no bone to pick with graveyards. Samuel Beckett
It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness […]
Washington, D.C. is a city filled with people who believe they are important. David Brinkley
The internet is just unemployed people telling people with jobs that they have to take […]
Cured yesterday of my disease, I died last night of my physician. Matthew Prior
There’s nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat […]
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle […]
Sometimes being a grown up sucks hairy balls! Becca Lee
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now […]
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. Mark Twain
Reality in our century is not something to be faced. Graham Greene
At least I have the modesty to admit that lack of modesty is one of […]
Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks. Ricky Gervais
If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs. […]
The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job […]
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show […]
Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something. Mitch Hedberg
What is your advice to young writers? Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. Charles […]
Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this […]
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to […]
If it’s free, it’s advice; if you pay for it, it’s counseling; if you can […]
Reality continues to ruin my life. Bill Watterson
Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as […]
I haven’t got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a […]