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The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful […]
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. Red Skelton
Welcome to Hollywood, a land just off the coast of planet Earth. I am never […]
Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are men who want crops […]
If it were not for the reporters, I would tell you the truth. Chester A. […]
People who didn’t need people needed people around to know that they were the kind […]
I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. Mark A. […]
Caring about someone isn’t complicated. It isn’t easy. But it isn’t complicated, either. Kinda like […]
Women aren’t moody, they just have days when they are less likely to put up […]
All the doctors who wanted to forbid me to smoke and to drink are dead. […]
She collects shiny things on pretty strings, and men who do her wrong. Ann Marie […]
I am a politician which means I am a liar and a crook. When I […]
Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee […]
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are […]
LOTTERY TICKET: a voluntary tax paid by people who are extremely bad at math. Roy […]
Under every stone lurks a politician. Aristophanes
The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit. David Lee Roth
By the time there’s another invasion of artificially intelligent dung-eating robotic probes from outer space, […]
Objective journalism and an opinion column are about as similar as the Bible and Playboy […]
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I […]
Here people was once used to be honourable: now they are all bad; they have […]
The first requisite of being an intellectual is that one be intelligent. It isn’t always […]
‘Practical’ people are as a rule nothing more than men sunk into the groove of […]
Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence. Jorge Luis Borges
Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you! […]
Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid […]
I have a lot of nervous energy. Work is my best way of channelling that […]
And meanwhile time goes about its immemorial work of making everyone look and feel like […]
Between saying and doing, many a pair of shoes is worn out. Iris Murdoch
I bought some instant water one time but I didn’t know what to add to […]
When one burns one’s bridges, what a very nice fire it makes. Dylan Thomas
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy
There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact. Sherlock Holmes
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s […]
But far more numerous was the herd of such, Who think too little, and who […]
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are […]
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting […]
Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is […]