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I guess some people never change… Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back. […]
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and […]
‘Sympathy for the Devil’ is just another way of saying ‘Compassionate Conservative.’ Stephen Colbert
Excuse the mess but we live here. Roseanne Barr
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that […]
Behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue will will set up his breakaway demagogue […]
If you don’t have a good model for success, just look at what everybody else […]
The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some […]
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. Kin […]
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs. Will […]
It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university […]
A man’s heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but […]
This New Years I was going to make a resolution never to be late again, […]
This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, […]
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. Jay Leno
They do have these things called bookstores there, I’ve heard that if you give them […]
I’d really like to do a reality show with four white people.. who are dropped […]
I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the […]
If you don’t think I ought to be shooting guns and bragging about my right […]
Never miss an opportunity to just shut up. Reese Witherspoon
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn’t have emotional issues, and I’ll introduce […]
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, […]
Taking into account the public’s regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not […]
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it […]
Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods. H. L. Mencken
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Erma Bombeck
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. Doug […]
If we don’t want to define ourselves by things as superficial as our appearances, we’re […]
It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of […]
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and […]
My wife once said that if men had to worry about who was cleaning up […]
Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion. Norman Schwarzkopf
In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and […]
It’s okay to like jerks. I mean, it’d be better to like a nice guy, […]
Don’t mind her; she’s missing that part in her brain that tells her to shut […]
When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional. Hunter S. Thompson
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. Lily Tomlin
I’m not afraid of dying I just don’t want to be there when it happens. […]
Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. Benjamin Franklin