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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and […]
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage […]
The very essence of romance is uncertainty. Oscar Wilde
To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved. George MacDonald
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in! Courteney […]
Ray Romano
To make you feel my love. Garth Brooks
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have […]
A lot of good love can happen in ten years. Jim Carrey
A man deserves a second chance, but keep an eye on him. John Wayne
I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can […]
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman […]
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. Chris […]
No friendship is an accident. O. Henry
Relationships are like farting, if you push too hard…things could get messy real fast. Kevin […]
Betty White
My dad was an absentee dad so it was always important to me that I […]
My husband and I didn’t sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. […]
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. Mae West
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. Cindy Gardner
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends Virginia Woolf
Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to […]
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. Ambrose Bierce
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops […]
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want […]
I’m not waiting for a hero. I saved myself long ago. I don’t need Someone […]
Take one fresh and tender kiss. Add one stolen night of bliss, one girl, one […]
Why do people have to love people anyway? Shirley MacLaine
A man is only as faithful as his options. Chris Rock
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to […]
Women are made to be loved, not understood. Oscar Wilde
If you got the money honey I got the time and when you run out […]
You know a relationship has deteriorated past the point of salvage when one person detests […]
We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find […]
When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe […]
For a married woman to flirt is a sin. Anna Held
Anais Nin
It was strange, really. A couple of months ago, I had thought I couldn’t live […]