Famous one liners.
My ass may be dumb, but I ain’t no dumbass. Samuel L. Jackson
Politics is just show business for ugly people. Jay Leno
I love women with attitude. Kevin Hart
Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it […]
Be kind to one another. Ellen Degeneres
A mistake is to commit a misunderstanding. Bob Dylan
You only think of the best comeback when you leave. Jimmy Fallon
When all else fails there’s always delusion. Conan O’Brien
An investment in knowledge pays the best interest. Benjamin Franklin
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. William Shakespeare
Like madness is the glory of life. William Shakespeare
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain. Jerry Lee Lewis
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do […]
I get no respect the way my luck is running if I was a politician […]
The waiting is the hardest part. Tom Petty
A Christmas tree – the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead. […]
God created war so that Americans would learn geography. Mark Twain
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I do not say anything from jealousy. Anna Held
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I’d like to be surrounded by splendid things. Freddie Mercury
I’ll stand my ground and I won’t back down… Tom Petty
One finds limits by pushing them. Herbert Simon
Get busy living or get busy dying. Stephen King
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