Famous one liners.
Betty White
If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right. […]
It is better to walk alone, then with a crowd going in the wrong direction. […]
Screw it, Let’s do it! Richard Branson
If you aren’t cute, you may as well be clever. David Sedaris
I came, I saw, I conquered. Julius Caesar
All that we are is the result of what we have thought. Buddha
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Albert King
This is my 1963 Ford, It was the only car I could A-Ford. Chuck Berry
My kind of wanting to be funny didn’t come from need, necessarily. The closest I […]
I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. […]
I think in twenty years I’ll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president […]
I’m very open to the up-and-comers. Bob Newhart
Funny is when you’re serious. Harvey Korman
I don’t write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, […]
I can remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty. George Burns
I would love to be Moses. Dick Van Dyke
I’m dragging the audience to hell with me. Jerry Lee Lewis
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was […]
I love playing ego and insecurity combined. Jim Carrey
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to […]
I have lived a carnal life. Sam Kinison
Have you ever noticed how “What the hell” is always the right decision to make? […]
I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time. […]
Life is like a box of chocolates. Winston Groom
Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a […]
I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at […]
I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. Mae […]
You can’t ride home on a bowl of goat. Ron White
Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club? Turtle! Turtle! Dana Carvey
Whiskey is liquid sunshine. Geroge Bernard Shaw
Keep passing the open windows. John Irving
I’m just a big hairy, American winning machine! Will Ferrell
You’ve only got so long to live. Sylvia Plath
I just enjoy both working and not working. Willie Nelson
Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute! Ron White
Is it just me, or does every woman in New York have a severe emotional […]
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money. Groucho Marx
Any painful experience makes you see things differently. It also reminds you of the simple […]